Lauren writes...
I was at my aunt's house when my grandfather started telling a story about what some young teenagers asked him when he was in Russia. My Nanny interrupted him, saying, "No, Steve! It's not appropriate!", to which he replied, "AAHHHHH, they are all old enough to hear this!" He often felt that as an ex-OB/GYN in his 80's he had earned the right to say certain things that, well, might be inappropriate. This, of course, made what he said that much more funny. Sitting at the table with me were my parents, future husband, sister, and two cousins.... how bad could this story really be?
Apparently, when my grandparents were travelling in Russia (both of their parents were from Russia), these young kids asked my grandfather in English if he knew what a phrase meant. The phrase happened to be in Italian. Imagine these young punks' faces when they realized that A) my grandpa knew what the Italian phrase meant, and b) he answered them in Russian, instead of English.
and the phrase was.......
Why don't you climb back into the vagina to get done again.
This story makes me crack up everytime I think of it. Oh if only he knew how much I miss him.....
Is your grandpa awesome like mine? Do you have hilarious stories that you retell at every family get-together? Maybe you tell these stories to strangers because they are so dang good. Grandpas are totally awesome, and the only thing better is stories about grandpas being awesome. So email your little piece of grandpa awesome-ness to MyGrandpaIsAwesome@gmail.com. I'll post your story for the Interwebz to see. Get your grandpa on!
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